Also, when I tried to comply with their little mind games and cut it back to under 500 characters, it STILL said I had too many characters, when I know I didn't- according to Microsoft Word (and character) Count.
So, without further ado, the very thing I wanted to pin but couldn't, because it had too many characters that I didn't want to lose.
(As a brief preface, I am in the throes of full-blown Wedding Fever, as it is summer time and I am an unmarried woman in my mid-twenties with a serious boyfriend.)
Ahem. Here you go:
"This guy had the perfect vows...
'I will kill
the spiders. I will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and
are still hungry. I won’t ever pop my collar. I will never be rude to your
tummy- when I hear it growl and gurgle, I promise to bend down and reply
respectfully. I will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. I will
kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger. and the counter-bumped hip.
I’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments
during movies. I will be the big spoon. I will let you win at wrestling.
sometimes. other times I will not. I will send you random txts and leave you
silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever I want to. whenever I
think you need one. or seven. I will check your tire pressure. and remind you
to take your car in. I will hold your hand. I will love you. I will love you. I
will love you.' "
For the rest of my obsession(s), please refer to my Pinterest boards.
